THE READER'S DESK
A few answers before the press rolls.
From your daily paper to a keepsake worth saving, here is how reading, subscriptions, connected apps, sponsorships and sharing work.
What is Headline Chaos?
Headline Chaos publishes daily satirical newspapers across General, AI, Creator, Tech and Financial News. Subscribe for delivery and downloads, or create a personalized six-page keepsake with our sister brand, You're Making Headlines.
What occasions can I make an edition for?
Choose birthday, Office MVP, proud little victory, retirement send-off, or just because. You can also start a freeform edition for a story of your own.
What should I write about the person?
Use small, specific details: a favorite hobby, a kind habit, a shared memory, or the achievement you want to celebrate. Only include details you are comfortable sharing. Avoid sensitive personal information and private workplace details.
How much does a personal newspaper cost?
A branded preview is free, with one free edition per verified email every 24 hours. The optional Keepsake Edition has a $9.99 one-time launch price for your saved edition as a print-quality US Letter PDF and high-resolution PNG without preview stamps (a quiet publisher imprint remains), plus two additional versions of the same subject with exports included. Generation depends on available capacity.
Can I make an edition right now?
New editions are available when generation is enabled. If the maker shows that the press is paused or at capacity, generation is temporarily unavailable. The occasion guides can help you prepare your details while you wait.
Will my personal edition show up in search results?
Personal editions are private by default. If you choose to publish, anyone with the link can view and copy the preview. Customer edition pages are excluded from our sitemap and marked noindex, including published previews. Noindex is a request to search engines, not a password or a guarantee that a link will remain secret.
Can I print it or give it as a gift?
The paid Keepsake Edition includes a print-quality US Letter PDF and high-resolution PNG. Print the PDF at actual size on US Letter paper; use your printer's preview to check margins. We provide digital files, not physical printing or shipping.
How do I find an edition or purchase again?
Use Find my edition or Recover an order with the email you used originally. You can also contact support with your edition link and order reference. Never send payment-card details.
What is the public news section?
The public news section is separate from personal novelty newspapers. It presents satire inspired by general news, AI, creators, technology, and finance. Every dated edition links to original reporting; read those publishers for the facts. Reading the public website is free.
What does the news digest subscription cost?
Subscribe for $12.99/month or $142.89/year, with one month free on annual billing. Get ad-free online reading, topic-based email digests, full newspaper downloads and read-only access through connected ChatGPT and Claude apps. Web reading stays free. Subscribers see no sponsor placements or subscription prompts while reading online; downloaded files retain their published layouts. Personal keepsakes are a separate $9.99 one-time purchase. Subscriptions renew automatically until canceled in My account; pausing emails does not cancel billing.
Does a secure sign-in link create an account?
Yes. Verify the link to create your free account or sign into your existing account. No password is needed, and verifying your email does not start a paid subscription.
Does buying a keepsake include a news subscription?
No. Keepsake purchases and news subscriptions are separate. You can access purchased keepsakes from My account without a news subscription.
Can I save a newspaper or listen to it?
Everyone can read public editions online for free. Subscribers can download the full newspaper. Read Aloud uses the voices available in your browser or device and works on news editions and personal keepsakes.
How do connected apps work?
With an active news subscription, connect a supported ChatGPT or Claude app from My account and approve read-only news access. The connection cannot read private keepsakes, make purchases or change account settings. Revoke it from Connected apps at any time.
How do I cancel or change my news delivery?
Open News subscription in My account to choose topics, pause digests or manage billing. Canceling stops renewal and keeps access through your confirmed paid period. Pausing emails alone does not cancel billing. Contact support for billing or delivery problems.
Can I sponsor several days?
Book 1 to 30 consecutive New York calendar days for a single news topic at $50 per day. Pay at checkout, then receive creative review. Your approved logo, headline, description and destination link appear with a Sponsored label on that topic during booked days and on those dated archives for as long as the site remains online. Audience size is not guaranteed.
Are the news stories factual reporting?
Our newspapers are satire inspired by actual headlines. Stories and illustrations may contain invented or exaggerated details. Source links lead to the original reporting. Financial coverage is entertainment, not investment advice. Contact support to report an error or concern.
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