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The Database Would Like to Stop Commuting Between Departments
· New York time
CedarDB supports both transactional and analytical data work, categories traditionally served by different database designs. Its combined approach has gained relevance with the rise of agentic AI. The attraction is bringing the recording of events closer to the analysis of them. Different workloads still make different demands, so consolidation is an engineering proposition rather than a guarantee of simplicity. One engine doing two jobs is a persuasive pitch to anyone whose current architecture resembles two offices communicating through an increasingly exhausted spreadsheet. The spreadsheet would like annual leave.
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