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Hockey Parents Find an Unusual Milestone
· New York time
Dylan Peterson made his NHL debut with the St. Louis Blues last week and fought during the third period. CBS News captured his parents' pride as their son held his own in the encounter. A professional debut already gives a family plenty to process. Hockey adds the possibility that the proud-parent moment will resemble an incident requiring a conference at school. Most families celebrate a child's new job by asking whether the coworkers seem nice. Hockey occasionally answers that question with several officials standing between them. The congratulations card may need a little more space than usual.
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