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Federal UFO Files Describe a Silent Triangle
· New York time
New federal files describe agents encountering a large triangular aircraft that accelerated from a standstill without apparent noise or exhaust, CBS News reports. The account includes the phrase "absolute acoustic silence." These are descriptions recorded in files, not an established explanation of the craft's origin or technology. An unusual observation can remain unusual without supplying its own answer. The striking detail is the silence. In a country where ordinary equipment frequently announces itself with a warning beep, an unexplained large object apparently managed the courtesy of not adding to the background noise.
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