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Clocks Fall Back, and the Government's One-Hour Refund Still Comes Without a Receipt
· New York time
Daylight saving time ends this weekend, when clocks fall back and millions of Americans gain an hour. The annual change gives people an extra hour on the clock overnight, though whether anyone actually spends it sleeping is another matter. Many phones and computers adjust automatically, while clocks on appliances, vehicles and walls may require a manual correction. That leaves a familiar small chore for a country that has already spent months adapting to the previous change. The benefit arrives as a timekeeping adjustment rather than a new supply of leisure: Monday's obligations will still be on the calendar. Families and workers will also notice that the clock change shifts the relationship between their schedules and daylight. The ritual is remarkably consistent. One device announces the new time, another insists it is still the old time, and somebody has to decide whether the oven or the phone is running the household. The extra hour is welcome, even if part of it disappears into resetting equipment that never asked to participate in the policy. For one weekend, at least, the nation can enjoy a rare official benefit that fits in a single number. Its appliances will continue to file their objections one blinking display at a time.
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