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Democrats Win Congress, Then Wait for the Spreadsheet to Finish

Democrats won sizable majorities in the House and Senate in the 2026 midterm elections, but the exact margins remain unclear because some races have not yet been projected. Control of the chambers and the final number of seats are separate questions, and the latter depends on the remaining contests. For the incoming majority, those margins will help determine how much room its leaders have to manage votes. A larger majority provides more flexibility when members disagree; a smaller one gives each absence or dissenting vote more weight. For Republicans, the outstanding races still matter even after the overall result has taken shape. Election-night graphics are designed to make every number look final, but the actual count and the calls that follow do not necessarily keep the same schedule as a television broadcast. Some contests take longer to resolve, leaving the two parties with a map that is clear in broad outline and incomplete in detail. That is a frustrating arrangement for anyone who ordered a neat ending with the victory speeches. The majority has arrived, the celebrations can proceed, and the remaining boxes on the chart are still asking for a little more time. In Washington, even a decisive result can come with an attachment labeled final numbers pending.

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