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America Adds Another Membership to Manage Its Memberships
Walmart’s new bundle challenges Amazon and Costco, while analysts question whether shoppers will use and understand the benefits.
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- Walmart takes aim at Amazon and Costco with new membership program, but is it a good deal? ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- It’s no secret what the best financial advice for retirement is, but most people ignore it anyway ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Netflix Discovers Wall Street Also Has a Skip Button
Investors sold Netflix shares as the company acknowledged competition and concern about viewing-hours growth.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Netflix vows to revive viewership trends, but investors hit ‘sell’ on the stock ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- Bull markets tend to peak with a whimper, not a bang, but a 15% correction for the S&P 500 may be next ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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GM Delivers Earnings, Wall Street Checks the Trunk
General Motors beat third-quarter estimates, narrowed its full-year earnings guidance and raised its adjusted automotive cash-flow outlook.
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- General Motors beats Wall Street's Q3 earnings expectations, narrows full-year guidance ↗
CNBC Investing · · New York time
- Wall Street researchers just used Claude to design a drug. The experiment has spawned a new investment thesis. ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Housing Sends a Warning, Interest Rates Check Their Calendar
September housing reports weakened as the Federal Reserve weighed additional interest-rate increases.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Housing is flashing warning signs just as the Fed weighs more interest rate hikes ↗
CNBC Economy · · New York time
- Here’s what matters most to Tesla investors heading into earnings ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Wall Street Seeks Safety in the Toothpaste Aisle
Investor demand for toothpaste and shampoo stocks has pushed some defensive valuations above technology shares.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Investors’ search for safety has made toothpaste stocks more expensive than tech ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- How is the US economy really doing under President Trump? ↗
BBC Business · · New York time
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A Home’s Price Tag Does Not Settle the Estate
A reader’s inheritance question highlights the difference between a home’s value, past contributions and expectations about sharing.
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- My partner of 17 years left me his $1 million home. His children say I influenced him to do so. Should I share my inheritance? ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- ‘I don’t feel sorry for myself’: I’m 64 and will be renting for the rest of my life, but here’s why I’m still hopeful ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Drug Results Meet the Business of Evidence
Novo reported 25% weight loss among women in a late-stage analysis of its experimental CagriSema treatment.
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- Novo's next-generation obesity drug shows 25% weight loss in women in late-stage analysis ↗
CNBC Investing · · New York time
- Difficult times in agriculture are making it tough for the next generation of farmers ↗
NPR Business · · New York time
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AI’s Future Receives a Bill From the Bond Market
CoreWeave’s bonds reached distressed territory by a common yield-spread measure, focusing attention on AI infrastructure financing.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- CoreWeave’s debt is becoming the whole AI industry’s problem ↗
The Verge Business · · New York time
- Women may be at greater risk of AI job losses. Telephone switch operators and PCs show why ↗
CNBC Economy · · New York time
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Not Every AI Building Gets a Gold Star
HSBC’s chief executive cautioned that the AI boom does not make every data-center project a sound investment.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- HSBC CEO warns the AI boom won’t make every data center a good bet ↗
CNBC Finance · · New York time
- What if an AI bubble bursts, and that accelerates AI job losses? ↗
NPR Business · · New York time
- Anthropic is AI trade's last big hope for a major IPO this year ↗
CNBC Finance · · New York time
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Big Capital, Public Promises and the Exit Door
JPMorgan Chase has deployed $5 billion from its balance sheet into defense technology, hardware and supply chains.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- The world’s finance chiefs see new risks, and less China angst ↗
CNBC Finance · · New York time
- Robot factories and hypersonic missiles: JPMorgan Chase's first $5 billion of defense investments ↗
CNBC Investing · · New York time
- Musk and Anthropic pledge public share giveaways ↗
BBC Business · · New York time
- India’s finance minister says market liquidity makes it easier for investors to exit ↗
CNBC Economy · · New York time