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Executive Exits Meet the Safety Department
Xbox loses its first COO, while two former OpenAI researchers describe a conflict over company priorities.
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- Xbox’s first chief operating officer is out after just a few months ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- Fired OpenAI researchers say independent safety audits aren't going well ↗
NPR Technology · · New York time
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Power for Tomorrow, Customers for Today
A federal fusion award targets enabling technology, while startup veterans question whether AI customers will stay.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- VCs, Superhuman Mail founder share red flags about product-market fit ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
- Commonwealth Fusion Systems gets $85M to build better fusion-ready semiconductors ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
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Sensitive Information and Scheduled Networking
The Pentagon warns about prediction-market risks, while Boston prepares for a full day of founder conversations.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Hegseth warns prediction market bets warp military judgment, endanger troops ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
- TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026 roundtables: Go deeper on the challenges founders are solving right now ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
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Old Apps, New Launch Sites
Abandoned streaming software creates a security problem, and Space Force examines where another spaceport could go.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Abandoned Popcorn Time apps had to be disabled to prevent a zombie army ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- Inside the Pentagon, the pressure is on to find a home for a new spaceport ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
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Your Shares, Your Subscription, Their Permission
Startup workers get a proposed route to liquidity, while Spotify adds friction to shared listening.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Carta and NewView partner, hoping to entice more startups to let employees sell shares early ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
- Spotify ramps up policy enforcement on family plans ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
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Machines at Play, Humans Seeking Quiet
An unreviewed AI experiment reports play-like behavior, and discounted headphones offer a more familiar escape.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Soundcore’s latest noise-crushing headphones are on sale for a new low price ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- Left Alone With Nothing To Do, AI Agents Started Playing ↗
Slashdot · · New York time
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Metered Leisure and Located Labradors
Xbox cloud streaming gets an hourly budget, while a pet-tracker promotion has an October 25 deadline.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Fi’s GPS-equipped dog trackers are on sale for 30 percent off ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- Microsoft Announces Per-Hour Cost for Xbox Cloud Gaming Service ↗
Slashdot · · New York time
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Fast Agents and Faster Birds
Banks confront unvetted account access, while research points to crows' rapid visual processing.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Crows can evaluate visual info twice as fast as mammals ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
- Unvetted AI Agents Are Accessing US Bank Accounts ↗
Slashdot · · New York time
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Trust Checks Across the Institution
A championship-ring lure tests employees, Microsoft corrects a VPN claim, and an NIH board raises concerns.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Knicks Sent Employees Fake Offer of Championship Rings In Phishing Test ↗
Slashdot · · New York time
- RFK Jr.’s vaccine injury clinic could damage NIH hospital, board warns ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
- Microsoft Says October Updates Didn't Actually Fix VPN Issues ↗
Slashdot · · New York time
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Hinges, Hints and Billion-Dollar Valuations
Early device reports meet gaming speculation, agent infrastructure and a newly reported console exploit.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- The first broken iPhone Duos are here ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- Everybody panic: A Valve developer said "HLX" in public ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
- Agent cloud startup Daytona hits $1B valuation backed by FirstMark and a who’s who of angels ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
- Switch 2 security takes a hit as hackers unlock homebrew access ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time