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A Monument Wants More Room, Even Its Shadow Has Plans
Kennedy descendants challenge a proposed arch near Arlington, while Nvidia investors assess a different kind of shadow.
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- Nvidia shares rebound 5% as Huang faces scrutiny ahead of earnings ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- Kennedys sue to block Trump's arch, citing shadow over JFK's grave ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
- Kennedys sue to block Trump's arch, arguing it would cast shadow on JFK's grave ↗
BBC US and Canada · · New York time
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Congress Changes the Seating Chart and Calls It a Strategy
Republicans choose leaders for the minority, and a Democratic Senate is poised to shape judicial confirmations.
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- Rep. Jim Jordan, Sen. John Thune elected GOP leaders in Congress ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- Trump's judicial confirmations to face resistance in Democratic-controlled Senate ↗
CBS News · · New York time
- House GOP elects Jim Jordan as next leader in major shakeup ↗
CBS Politics · · New York time
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Washington Masters the Art of Closing a Meeting Before the Vote
House Republicans halt an impeachment effort, while the Justice Department faces another senior departure.
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- US House blocks bid to impeach Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth, for now ↗
BBC US and Canada · · New York time
- Top lawyer in DOJ's Civil Division is latest in string of resignations ↗
CBS Politics · · New York time
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Global Markets Discover That Plans Must Compete With Reality
Nissan lowers its sales forecast again, while Singapore pitches vaults and tax incentives to the gold trade.
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- Nissan CEO breaks down how it plans to fight back against Chinese companies, after second outlook cut in months ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- Singapore wants a bigger slice of the global gold market. Is it too late to the party? ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
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AI Investors Demand Certainty, Diplomats Settle for a Phone Line
CoreWeave raises its outlook as the United States and China plan a channel for serious AI incidents.
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- CoreWeave stock pops 11% after outlook raise eases AI slowdown concerns ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- U.S., China should ‘harbor no illusions’ as they cooperate, compete on AI, Bessent says ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
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Markets Discover That Boring Has a Very Good Publicist
Defensive stocks gain ground as an Anthropic retail offering invites individual applicants in Australia.
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- Investors pivot to defensive stocks as markets enter a ‘state of alert’ ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- Anthropic opens Australian retail IPO offering as AI scrutiny intensifies ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
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Election Results Arrive at Different Speeds, Patience Not Included
Mississippi awaits an official Senate result, while a California independent loses a reelection bid.
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- Ex-GOP lawmaker, turned California Independent, talks reelection bid defeat ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
- Mississippi Senate election results could come as soon as Friday ↗
CBS News · · New York time
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Public Institutions Go Looking for Better Operating Instructions
US prison officials study rehabilitation models abroad, and NASA recruits its next astronauts.
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- U.S. officials look to Europe to learn how to make prison better ↗
NPR National · · New York time
- NASA recruiting new astronauts, deadline to apply set for early December ↗
CBS News · · New York time
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Voters Decline to Provide One Convenient National Slogan
Ballot measures yield mixed results, a Florida incumbent wins, and volunteers bring music to hospital rooms.
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- Mixed results from ballot measures on abortion and trans issues ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
- Volunteer musicians play songs for veterans who are hospitalized ↗
NPR National · · New York time
- Incumbent Maria Elvira Salazar wins Florida's District 27 race, CBS News projects ↗
CBS Politics · · New York time
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Nature and Government Both Decline to Follow the Calendar
Southwestern rain fills a reservoir, NASA features a galaxy, and US officials confront security concerns.
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- Bessent relocates from home to base after Iran threats, reports say ↗
CBS News · · New York time
- US warns Madagascar over growing military ties with Russia ↗
BBC World · · New York time
- APOD: 2026 November 11 – NGC 4449: Small Galaxy, Big Impact ↗
NASA News Releases (first-party) · · New York time
- Water Surges Into Navajo Reservoir ↗
NASA News Releases (first-party) · · New York time