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Mississippi Redraws the Map, Washington Threatens the Eraser
Scott Colom wins a historic Senate race as the White House braces for Democratic oversight.
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- Democrat Scott Colom makes history as Mississippi elects first black senator in 150 years ↗
BBC US and Canada · · New York time
- Democrat Scott Colom wins Mississippi Senate race in upset ↗
CBS Politics · · New York time
- Democrat Scott Colom wins Mississippi Senate race ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
- White House warns Democrats of "blatant criminality" over possible probes into Trump administration ↗
CBS News · · New York time
- White House warns of "blatant criminality" in Democratic probes ↗
CBS Politics · · New York time
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A Liner Gets Permanent Retirement, an AI Agent Gets Grounded
The SS United States begins a new life underwater as United Airlines restricts automated reservations.
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- SS United States sinks, will become world's largest artificial reef ↗
CBS US News · · New York time
- United bans AI agents from booking flights on behalf of travelers ↗
CBS US News · · New York time
- World's fastest ocean liner is sunk to break another record: largest artificial reef ↗
NPR National · · New York time
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Washington's Rules of Access: Keep Quiet, or Get on a List
A guard reprimands a group including the defense secretary, while a senator seeks restrictions on a chipmaker.
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- Hegseth's group reprimanded for noise at Tomb of Unknown Soldier ↗
CBS Politics · · New York time
- Lutnick should ban Chinese memory maker CXMT from U.S., Sen. Cotton says ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- Hegseth and advisers reprimanded by guard at Tomb of the Unknown Soldier ↗
BBC US and Canada · · New York time
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Europe Challenges the Click Maze, Senate Defends the Invisible Reading List
A proposed EU digital law targets online practices as advocates seek advance publication of Senate bills.
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- Loot boxes, influencers, and addictive features face an EU crackdown ↗
The Verge Policy · · New York time
- Senators don't always share bill text online before votes. They should, advocates say ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
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Two Federal Rules Arrive With Very Different Homework
Some states move ahead of a hemp restriction as the Education Department finalizes a higher-education rule.
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- Trump proposed a 'secret weapon' to police colleges. It will soon become reality ↗
NPR News · · New York time
- Some states get a head start on upcoming federal hemp ban ↗
NPR National · · New York time
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Markets Return to Work, Alternatives Take Over the Corner Office
Treasury yields edge higher before fresh data, while wealthy family offices favor alternative assets.
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- Treasury yields edge higher as investors await fresh inflation and housing data ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- The world's super-rich are piling into alternative investments. Here's why ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
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Tickets and Prediction Markets Discover the Fine Print Applies to Them
A Kennedy Center ticketing plan raises conflict concerns, while the CFTC examines Kalshi contracts.
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- Kennedy Center plans Ticketmaster switch, raising conflict of interest concerns ↗
NPR National · · New York time
- CFTC investigates if Kalshi improperly self-certified event contracts ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
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New Senators Bring Agendas, Schools Get a Stack of Rulebooks
Michigan's senator-elect discusses Democratic ambitions as states consider immigration rules for schools.
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- At least 23 states considered laws governing ICE and schools this year ↗
NPR National · · New York time
- Michigan Senator-elect El Sayed discusses Democrats' ambitions ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
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Diplomacy Collects Boarding Passes While Other Lines Stay Unsettled
U.S. envoys travel for Ukraine talks, satellite disruptions draw concern, and House representation remains contested.
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- Ukraine warns of fresh Starshield disruptions as U.S. envoys arrive in Moscow for talks with Putin ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- US envoys arrive in Moscow for Ukraine talks with Vladimir Putin ↗
BBC World · · New York time
- A blue wave helped offset for now a falling tally of Black members in the U.S. House ↗
NPR Politics · · New York time
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Executive Recruiting Meets the Public Timeline, and Other Unusual Portfolios
A technology compliment, changing family language, defense investment and questions about local settlement spending.
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- 'You're triggering me': How to understand your therapy-speak teen ↗
BBC News · · New York time
- Dubious buys raise alarm over local control of opioid cash ↗
CBS US News · · New York time
- Ukrainian defense tech startup hits $6 billion valuation as investors bet on battle-tested drones ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time
- Elon Musk says it would be an 'honor' to hire Nvidia's Jensen Huang ↗
CNBC Top News · · New York time