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Campaigns Find Family Drama, Retailers Find a New Forecast

Trump defends an Ohio attack ad while consultants track the consumer effects of weight-loss drugs.

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Trump Endorses the Family-Argument Advertising Model

President Trump praised Vivek Ramaswamy’s campaign ad featuring the estranged mother of Democratic opponent Amy Acton, defending a tactic that has drawn criticism from both parties. Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine said Ramaswamy, the Republican gubernatorial nominee, should remove it. Trump instead called the ad powerful and described its use as “hitting pay dirt.” The disagreement puts two approaches to campaigning on display: argue about governing, or bring a candidate’s family conflict into the advertising schedule. The latter offers the emotional intensity of Thanksgiving without requiring anyone to purchase a turkey. A policy platform must now compete with the production values of an uncomfortable voicemail. Trump’s endorsement does not resolve the objections from fellow Republicans. It does make the dispute about more than one Ohio campaign’s judgment, with the president publicly embracing what other party figures want taken down. The immediate political question is whether the personal attack helps Ramaswamy persuade voters or distracts from his case for office. The governing questions, meanwhile, wait patiently backstage. They have brought spreadsheets, which puts them at a serious competitive disadvantage against a family argument with an advertising budget and presidential distribution.

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Retail Planning Meets the Prescription Cabinet

More people now use GLP-1 drugs for weight loss than for other health issues, according to reporting on the medicines’ expanding use. Consulting firm EY-Parthenon says the trend is changing how consumers shop for food and clothing, bringing pharmaceutical developments into the calculations of retailers that once mostly worried about coupons and weather. That is a business assessment, not a reason to treat every prescription as a lifestyle purchase. The reported shift concerns why people use the drugs and how purchasing patterns change alongside that use. Individual medical decisions remain individual, however enthusiastically a merchandising department might wish to turn them into a dashboard. For food sellers and clothing companies, the practical issue is whether familiar assumptions about demand still hold. A store planning inventory needs to understand changing purchases rather than merely attach the word wellness to an existing display and declare the spreadsheet renewed. The commercial comedy is that a medicine can have a clinical purpose and still generate an emergency meeting about pants. Somewhere between the pharmacy and the checkout counter, a consultant has found another reason to ask whether the snack aisle needs a strategic repositioning. The snack aisle was unavailable for comment.

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Federal Paperwork Discovers the Importance of the Next Step

A watchdog questions school-case dismissals, and the administration asks the Supreme Court to clear border construction.

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School Cases Closed Without the Court Check, Watchdog Says

The Justice Department supported dismissing at least 18 school discrimination cases without first asking the supervising federal court to determine whether discriminatory practices had ended, according to a watchdog’s findings reported by CBS News. The concern is about the check that should precede closing a case, not simply the number of files removed from a docket. A dismissal is an administrative milestone. Establishing that the underlying problem has ended is a substantive one. Treating those achievements as interchangeable would be like celebrating a completed inspection because somebody successfully located the exit. For students and families, the question is whether protections were evaluated before federal oversight ended. For the department, the findings raise accountability questions about how it supported those dismissals. The watchdog’s account does not establish that discrimination continued in every affected school; it identifies the missing request for a court determination. That distinction leaves plenty of room for bureaucratic satire without turning uncertainty into a verdict. Government can produce an impressive stack of completed forms while leaving the central question standing beside the copier. In this instance, the question was whether the discrimination had ended. It deserved something more substantial than a filing cabinet enjoying a lighter workload.

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Border Wall Request Reaches the Supreme Court

The Justice Department has asked the Supreme Court to lift a lower-court injunction temporarily blocking border wall construction and related infrastructure in the Big Bend Sector. The request seeks permission to move ahead while a judicial barrier remains in place, adding another federal construction dispute to the court’s workload. The immediate development is the administration’s application, not an authorization from the justices. The distinction matters for a project whose next stage currently depends on legal permission rather than a delivery of building materials. Even an ambitious construction schedule cannot pour concrete into a pending request. The administration wants the restriction removed; the lower court’s injunction presently prevents the work covered by it. How the Supreme Court responds will affect whether that temporary halt continues. The request itself does not settle the broader dispute or establish that construction has resumed. Washington’s infrastructure process has thus acquired two kinds of barriers: the proposed physical one and the operative judicial one. Only one currently requires a Supreme Court filing. Contractors may measure progress in feet, but government lawyers have a different unit: pages explaining why the feet should be allowed. For now, the application is the thing advancing.

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Moon Planning and Iowa Turnout Both Require Groundwork

NASA schedules a space symposium as Trump campaigns for Republicans with 12 days until the election.

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NASA Puts Lunar Infrastructure on the Conference Agenda

NASA has invited media to the 2026 von Braun Space Exploration Symposium, scheduled for Oct. 26 through Oct. 28 at the University of Alabama in Huntsville. The event will focus on humanity’s return to the Moon, sustainable lunar infrastructure, advanced space propulsion and the evolving space workforce. Those subjects put the less glamorous requirements of exploration alongside its most dramatic ambitions. Returning to the Moon involves more than a destination announcement. Infrastructure, propulsion and workers are all part of making plans credible, even if none fits as neatly on a commemorative poster as a dramatic lunar horizon. A symposium is a place to discuss those requirements, not evidence that a permanent lunar settlement has already been built. The invitation announces a gathering and its agenda. The Moon has not yet received a completed municipal services department, however productive the panels may become. For the American space program, the useful emphasis is on what makes exploration sustainable beyond an individual mission. For everyone attending, it offers the familiar conference challenge of discussing a vastly expanded human future within a fixed schedule. Humanity may be reaching toward another world, but the panel still needs to finish before the next session starts.

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Trump Visits Republican Territory to Seek More Republican Votes

President Trump is campaigning for Republicans in Sioux City, Iowa, with 12 days remaining until Election Day, CBS News reported. The visit takes him to a strongly Republican area, making turnout among friendly voters a central feature of the appearance rather than a hunt through obviously hostile political territory. That is a recognizable late-campaign calculation. A supportive electorate still has to cast ballots; agreement does not automatically arrive at a polling place wearing shoes. A rally can reinforce the urgency of voting even where the party’s message is already familiar. The appearance does not, by itself, establish what the final results will be or turn every part of Iowa into a competitive battleground. Its location instead illustrates how campaigns can invest presidential attention where they hope enthusiasm will become participation. Electoral strategy sometimes resembles reminding the group chat that liking the invitation is not the same as attending. With the election approaching, the remaining resource is time. Trump’s stop directs some of it toward Republican mobilization in Sioux City. The campaign calendar has entered its most insistent phase, when every event comes with the political equivalent of a flashing reminder that the deadline cannot be extended by ignoring the notification.

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A Distant Galaxy and a Very Earthbound Campaign Debate

Hubble supplies a view from 37 million light-years away, while a Minnesota candidate questions the Iran war’s duration.

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Hubble Finds a Galaxy With No Need for a Rebrand

A NASA Hubble Space Telescope image features NGC 1827, an edge-on intermediate spiral galaxy roughly 37 million light-years away in the constellation Columba, the Dove. Released Oct. 16, the image was captured as part of a survey examining 260 satellite galaxies around 22 Milky Way-like host galaxies. The survey context gives the striking view a purpose beyond supplying a new desktop background. Astronomers are collecting observations across many galaxies, placing an individual image within a broader effort to study galactic systems. NGC 1827 is not simply posing for a cosmic employee badge. Its edge-on orientation shapes what the telescope can show, reminding us that even an enormous object arrives through a particular viewing angle. The universe has not arranged every galaxy face-on for the convenience of a presentation slide. Some subjects insist on profile framing, apparently without consulting communications staff. The distance also offers an unusually effective scale adjustment for a crowded news day. Thirty-seven million light-years is substantial separation from any terrestrial argument about conference-room bookings. Yet the useful story is the observation itself: a named galaxy, a telescope image and a large survey that turns a beautiful view into part of a scientific record.

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Tafoya Says Iran War Has Outlasted Public Expectations

Minnesota Republican Senate candidate Michele Tafoya said the Iran war has gone on “longer than I think people were ready for,” bringing the conflict’s duration into a campaign debate over where Republican candidates might break with President Trump. CBS News spoke with Tafoya and her opponent, Peggy Flanagan, as part of its reporting. Tafoya’s statement is an assessment of public expectations, not a measured finding that every voter shares her view. It nevertheless puts a recognizable political problem into plain language: support for a conflict and patience with its length are not necessarily the same thing. For a Senate candidate, that creates questions about oversight, presidential policy and how to represent constituents who may have differing views of the war. A comment about duration does not by itself supply a detailed alternative strategy. Campaign rhetoric can identify the clock without explaining how to reset it. The less solemn absurdity belongs to political scheduling, which prefers tidy launch dates, decisive milestones and a conclusion before the next difficult interview. International conflicts rarely respect that calendar. Voters evaluating promises of independence from a president will have to look beyond the declaration and consider what choices the candidate actually proposes to make.

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Vacation Laundry Gets Reassigned, Weather Ignores the Schedule

Airbnb limits demanding checkout chores while powerful winds and hail batter the southwestern United States.

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Airbnb Guests Win Release From the Laundry Department

Airbnb is limiting the chores hosts can require of guests, including stripping beds and starting laundry. The new policy bars tasks that require significant effort or time, drawing backlash from hosts and challenging the vacation-rental custom of combining paid accommodation with a short apprenticeship in housekeeping. The practical dispute concerns where reasonable checkout expectations end and substantial labor begins. A traveler booking a place to sleep may not expect to spend departure morning managing a linen workflow. Hosts, meanwhile, have their own concerns about how properties are prepared between stays. The reported policy addresses demanding guest tasks. It does not mean that every checkout instruction disappears or that the ordinary obligation to treat a property responsibly has been abolished. The distinction is between using a home considerately and leaving with an unofficial certification in washer operation. For customers, clearer limits could make the final morning less of a surprise exam. For hosts, the rule may require revisiting instructions that once treated a paying visitor as temporary staff. The vacation rental remains a place to stay, but its checkout binder faces a difficult identity crisis: if it cannot supervise a laundry shift, what becomes of its managerial ambitions?

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Southwestern Storms Bring Wind, Hail and No Respect for Plans

Severe storms are battering the southwestern United States with powerful winds and hail, according to CBS News reporting. Those are concrete hazards, rather than merely an inconvenient forecast icon: wind and hail can make travel and outdoor activity difficult and put exposed property at risk. The report establishes the storm conditions, not a complete regional damage total. An assessment of effects depends on where the strongest weather occurs and what it encounters. A broad regional description should not become a claim that every community has experienced the same conditions. For people in affected areas, the useful information is local and immediate. Weather is remarkably indifferent to how many calendar invitations a person accepted before checking the forecast. The outdoor meeting, patio lunch and carefully timed errand all discover that atmospheric conditions have declined their scheduling request. The humor belongs to those disrupted plans, not to anyone facing danger. A weather app can present hail in a tidy little symbol, but the symbol does not convey the experience of watching the sky reconsider the terms of your afternoon. The Southwest’s latest reminder is that a region’s familiar image does not constitute a binding agreement with the atmosphere about what happens next.

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Digital Weaknesses and Betting Rules Meet the Fine Print

Researchers report a widespread PHP vulnerability, while the Pentagon bars using nonpublic information for military bets.

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Researchers Say AI Helped Find a Far-Reaching PHP Weakness

Researchers say artificial intelligence helped uncover a PHP security weakness affecting much of the web. CBS News characterized the issue as affecting 70% of the world’s websites, putting an apparently technical software problem into the category of infrastructure that many people use without ever thinking about its name. The scale makes the finding significant, but affected does not automatically mean successfully compromised. A vulnerability describes a security weakness; it is not a count of websites already taken over. Turning the reported percentage into a tally of completed breaches would give the problem a fictional sequel. The use of AI in discovering the weakness also complicates the familiar picture of the technology as either universal helper or universal nuisance. Here, researchers attribute a useful security discovery to it. That does not establish that AI can independently secure every system, any more than finding a leak turns someone into an entire plumbing department. For website operators, the implications concern the software their services depend on and the security work surrounding it. For ordinary internet users, the story reveals how much of the polished web rests on less visible components. The homepage may have a dazzling redesign while the infrastructure quietly requests a serious maintenance appointment.

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Pentagon Says Nonpublic Information Is Not a Betting Perk

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has banned using nonpublic information to place bets on U.S. military operations. The prohibition covers both classified and unclassified information and includes prediction markets such as Polymarket and Kalshi, CBS News reported. The distinction between classified and unclassified is important here. Information need not carry a classification marking to fall within the announced rule if it is nonpublic. The policy addresses an informational advantage, rather than offering a betting exemption to anything that has escaped a particular stamp. Prediction markets may package contracts as an assessment of future events, but the Pentagon’s rule places a boundary around the information people can use. Access obtained through military work is not being treated as an employee benefit redeemable at a market window. The security briefing has not become a premium subscription tier. The announcement itself does not establish that any named person violated the prohibition. It does identify conduct the department says is barred. The bureaucratic novelty is having to spell out that operational knowledge and a wagering account belong in separate compartments. Somewhere in the modern workplace handbook, “do not monetize the briefing” now requires enough specificity to include both classified material and its less conspicuously labeled neighbors.

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Borrowers Get a Reprieve, Satellite Access Gets a Phone Call

Advocates welcome a dropped loan-forgiveness overhaul as reporting places Trump in a Starlink dispute.

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Dropped Loan-Forgiveness Overhaul Draws Borrower Advocates’ Approval

An overhaul of Public Service Loan Forgiveness has been dropped, a filing shows, and advocates for student loan borrowers say the move will benefit people who dedicate themselves to public service. The development reverses the draft’s imagined picture of advocates lamenting the decision: the reported response is favorable. For workers counting on the program, the significance lies in a proposed policy change not proceeding. That is different from a new announcement that every borrower’s balance has been erased. A dropped overhaul does not automatically turn an account statement into a congratulatory card. The advocates’ assessment reflects their view of the consequences for public-service workers. Such borrowers have reason to pay close attention to changes in a program tied to their employment and loan obligations. Administrative stability can matter even when it arrives through the distinctly unglamorous medium of a filing. Government policy often makes news by unveiling a new structure with a long title and a complicated diagram. This time, the noteworthy action is putting an overhaul aside. For affected workers, the most welcome innovation may be not having to learn another redesigned system. The paperwork has achieved the rare bureaucratic feat of generating relief by declining to become more elaborate.

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Trump Asked Musk to Reverse Starlink Slowdown, Report Says

President Trump asked Elon Musk to lift a slowdown of SpaceX’s Starlink service, according to Wall Street Journal reporting relayed by CNBC. The Journal had previously reported that Musk ordered the slowdown. The dispute brings the role of a privately controlled communications service into the public business of U.S. policy toward Ukraine. The reported request is not, by itself, confirmation that service was restored or that every operational disagreement was settled. Its significance is the intervention: a president asking the head of a private company to change a service decision with geopolitical consequences. For Ukraine, reliance on satellite connectivity makes corporate choices about access more than an ordinary customer-service matter. For governments, it illustrates the difficulty of depending on infrastructure whose operation is not entirely under public control. A communications system can be technologically sophisticated and still leave officials needing to contact the person in charge. The absurdity is institutional rather than technical. National security usually arrives dressed in formal agreements, agencies and procedures. Here, the reported development resembles an escalation to executive support, except the people seeking a response are dealing with a war. The familiar instruction to contact management has acquired an exceptionally consequential meaning.

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Courts Put Dates and Limits on Washington’s Plans

A judge sets Trump’s BBC deposition deadline, while another restricts DHS voter-related field operations.

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Trump’s BBC Lawsuit Gets a Deposition Deadline

A federal judge says President Trump must sit for a deposition with BBC lawyers by Dec. 11 in his ongoing defamation lawsuit against the broadcaster. The order makes testimony a scheduled obligation in the litigation rather than a date to be determined indefinitely. A deposition is part of gathering evidence, not a ruling that either side has won. The case remains a lawsuit, and a deadline for answering lawyers’ questions should not be mistaken for a judicial assessment of the ultimate claims. Court calendars can move a dispute forward without resolving it. For Trump and the BBC, the practical consequence is preparation for a formal questioning session within the court’s timetable. For anyone accustomed to the elastic scheduling of political announcements, the date offers a different kind of deadline. “Soon” is an adaptable word; Dec. 11 has a more demanding personality. Litigation has a way of converting sweeping public arguments into tightly managed procedural tasks. The dispute may involve a president and a major broadcaster, but the next requirement is recognizable to anyone who has received a calendar invitation they cannot casually decline. The court has supplied the date. The parties must supply the lawyers, preparation and answers rather than another announcement about eventual availability.

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Judge Restricts DHS Search for Noncitizen Voters

A federal judge has restricted Department of Homeland Security field operations seeking to identify noncitizens who voted, finding that the operations likely violated the Voting Rights Act’s prohibition on voter intimidation, NPR reported. The ruling places a legal limit on the department’s methods in a particularly sensitive area of election administration. The judge’s finding is framed in terms of likely violations. It should not be inflated into a final conclusion about every aspect of the dispute. Nor does the existence of an operation establish that every person approached had voted unlawfully. An investigative objective is not a substitute for an individual finding. The practical issue is how enforcement activity interacts with protections for people exercising voting rights. The court’s restriction addresses the operations, making the method of pursuing the department’s stated goal a central part of the legal question. For Washington, this is another reminder that giving an initiative an official purpose does not exempt its execution from statutory limits. A government flowchart cannot simply run from “important objective” to “therefore permitted.” There is an inconvenient box in between labeled law. In this case, a federal judge has insisted that the department stop treating that box as decorative office stationery.

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California Residency, Super Bowl Screens and a Trillion-Dollar Price Tag

Meta addresses a wealth-tax contingency, affiliates resist Disney’s distribution plan, and OpenAI pursues financing.

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Meta Says Zuckerberg Is Staying if the Wealth Tax Passes

Meta has made clear that Mark Zuckerberg will remain in California if a proposed wealth tax passes, adding a corporate commitment to the tax debate less than two weeks before the midterm elections, CNBC reported. The condition matters: the statement addresses what happens if the tax passes, not a newly established tax bill. It also does not prove why Zuckerberg would stay or reduce the decision to a single calculation about talent, regulation or cost. Politically, the commitment complicates any assumption that a proposed tax necessarily sends its most prominent potential subjects packing. California’s debate now includes the unusual spectacle of a billionaire’s continued presence becoming a news event. Most residents announce they are staying by renewing a lease; this version comes with corporate communications and election-season analysis.

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Disney Puts the Super Bowl Nearly Everywhere

Disney’s plan to carry the Super Bowl on ABC, ESPN, Disney+, ESPN2, ESPNU and NFL Network is frustrating local ABC affiliates, CNBC reported. The game’s distribution will extend well beyond a single broadcast channel, raising questions for stations that value the audience associated with a major live event. More outlets can offer viewers more ways to watch. For affiliates, however, the same abundance can mean sharing attention that makes the event commercially valuable. A bigger distribution map is not automatically a bigger benefit for every participant. The tension is less about whether football remains popular than about who gets the audience. Disney has assembled enough viewing options to make finding the game easy and explaining the corporate arrangement a separate endurance event. Local stations would prefer their place in that arrangement to remain more than a sentimental tradition.

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OpenAI Nears Financing Round, Not a Trillion-Dollar Deposit

OpenAI is nearing a funding round of up to $30 billion at a $1.25 trillion valuation, led by UAE investors, CNBC reported, citing people familiar with the matter. The financing is intended as a bridge to a planned 2027 initial public offering. Those are two different numbers with different jobs. The potential investment is up to $30 billion; the valuation describes the price placed on the business. Neither should be turned into a claim that $1.25 trillion is arriving in its bank account. The round is also not yet described as finalized, and the IPO remains a plan. Still, the scale illustrates the financing ambitions surrounding AI. In this neighborhood, a bridge apparently requires enough financial engineering to make ordinary infrastructure projects feel modest about their vocabulary.

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Markets Recalculate While Washington Checks the Hardware

AI debt worries hit stocks, the FCC blocks two gadgets, and a proposed ocean rename meets resistance.

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Nasdaq Falls 750 Points as AI Debt Draws Attention

The Nasdaq fell 750 points as investors reassessed AI spending, with Wall Street analysts pointing to concern about debt financing for data centers and chips. The decline signals market unease, not proof that every AI investment will fail or that the entire financing model is unsustainable. The assessment has shifted toward how expansion gets paid for, not merely how impressive it sounds. A data center can promise tomorrow’s capabilities while its financing demands attention today. Wall Street has rediscovered that a futuristic business still comes with exceptionally traditional obligations.

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FCC Uses New Chip Authority to Block Two Gadgets

The FCC is first exercising authority it gave itself Oct. 13 to block gadgets containing chips made by companies on its national-security threat list. It is blocking two devices containing what the agency calls “foreign surveillance chips,” The Verge reported. That characterization belongs to the FCC, not an independently established finding about every use of those components. The rule makes a product’s internal suppliers consequential to regulatory clearance. A sleek outer casing no longer ends the discussion: the gadget must also introduce the companies hiding inside its family tree.

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Trump Says Pichai Dissuaded Him From Renaming the Atlantic

President Trump said he would “probably pass” on renaming the Atlantic Ocean after contacting Google CEO Sundar Pichai, The Verge reported, citing earlier Washington Post coverage. The account describes Trump’s remarks about the idea, not an adopted ocean-renaming order. The Atlantic therefore remains outside this particular proposed branding exercise. For map users, that preserves a familiar label without requiring another round of geographic updates. The ocean has maintained an admirably restrained communications strategy: no rebrand presentation, no launch event and no explanation of how its new name would reflect its values.

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Ackman Forecasts an Amazing 2027 for Stocks

Bill Ackman says 2027 will be an “amazing” year for stocks as wars and inflation ease, according to CNBC’s account of his outlook. It is an investor’s forecast, not a guarantee that those conditions will arrive or that markets will reward every holding. The optimism offers a contrast to current financial anxieties while remaining dependent on how events develop. Markets have a longstanding habit of declining invitations to follow a schedule. The calendar can promise a new year with considerable confidence; the return forecast has a more demanding assignment.

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