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DoorDash Adds Instacart to Its Cart, Pending a Checkout With Regulators
The $17 billion agreement would combine the two largest US grocery delivery platforms.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- DoorDash acquires Instacart in $17 billion delivery service merger ↗
Engadget · · New York time
- Crypto giant Binance hit by $6.3bn hack suspected to be largest in history ↗
BBC Technology · · New York time
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Prediction Market Reopens After Discovering the Future Has Vendors
A compromised service disrupted Polymarket, while Reddit questions what AI search sends back to its sources.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Reddit’s CEO says Google’s AI Mode ‘does not drive traffic’ ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- Polymarket halts trading after crypto-draining script breach, $2.5M traced ↗
BleepingComputer · · New York time
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Tech Discovers Both Helpful Answers and Helpful Cars Come With a Data Bill
Alphabet shares fell after its earnings report, and GM settled a multistate privacy case.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Google value plunges by $500bn as AI search hits ad sales ↗
BBC Technology · · New York time
- GM reaches $220M settlement over selling drivers’ private data ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
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Streaming Discovers the Shipping Perk Has Its Own Box Office Ambitions
Amazon's chief talks up Prime Video as Sony develops a film from an indie horror game.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Andy Jassy says Prime Video is on track to earn ‘tens of billions of dollars’ ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
- Sony is working on a film adaptation of viral indie horror game Mouthwashing ↗
Engadget · · New York time
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Affordable Chips Sell Out While Premium AI Users Get Their Allowance Back
Intel reports strong demand for Wildcat Lake, and OpenAI reverses a planned usage reduction.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Intel says it’s selling every affordable laptop chip it can make ↗
The Verge · · New York time
- OpenAI doubles ChatGPT Pro usage limits after backlash over planned 50% cut ↗
BleepingComputer · · New York time
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Washington Declines an Inquiry While Windows Offers a Way Back In
Senators sought a Starlink investigation, and Microsoft updated Windows 11 recovery.
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Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Microsoft fixes a Windows 11 annoyance as PC revenue declines ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
- Pentagon IG refuses to investigate Starlink/Starshield slowdown in Ukraine ↗
Ars Technica · · New York time
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The App Store Gets an Impostor and AI Hardware Gets an Uninvited Tenant
Security researchers link a fake trading app to wallet losses and report a returning mining campaign.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Hugging Face malware campaign returns to hijack GPUs for crypto mining ↗
BleepingComputer · · New York time
- Fake crypto app on Apple App Store linked to $23K wallet theft ↗
BleepingComputer · · New York time
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Rivian's New Favorite Takes the Driveway as Netflix Adapts Another Game
The R2 leads the EV maker's lineup, and Donald Glover is making a live-action PUBG series.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- The R2 SUV is already Rivian’s best-selling vehicle ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
- Netflix is making a live-action PUBG show written and directed by Donald Glover ↗
Engadget · · New York time
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The Internet Finds a Smaller Audience, a Larger Bucket and an Unexpected Gala
Threads tests limited sharing, while entertainment and charity discover new ways to attract attention.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Meta is testing 'Threads Friends' for sharing posts with smaller groups ↗
Engadget · · New York time
- Popcorn bucket innovation is at an all-time low and the Dune: Part Three 'Double Sandworm' is proof ↗
Engadget · · New York time
- Where was my invite to the, wait, what? Airbnb had a gala? ↗
TechCrunch · · New York time
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Four Tech Fixes and Pauses Prove the Loading Screen Has a Loyal Audience
Edited photos return, an archive stays offline, and two virtual communities reconsider what comes next.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- VRChat says it's not adding AI labels despite user survey showing people want that ↗
Engadget · · New York time
- Fan fiction website AO3 is down, and it could take weeks to recover ↗
Engadget · · New York time
- Google fixes an annoying Photos bug that hid edited images from other apps ↗
Engadget · · New York time
- Don't expect more Assassin's Creed remakes anytime soon ↗
Engadget · · New York time