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A $69 billion offer learns the meaning of unsend
Anthropic retracts reported IPO terms, while a traveler discovers the limits of priority boarding.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Anthropic reportedly retracts IPO terms sent to banks by mistake, exposing jitters over AI investments ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- ‘I’m sick of flying’: I paid for priority boarding, but the overhead bins were full. Was I duped? ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Retirement asks the paycheck to stay after work ends
A question about longevity meets a household argument over a $280,000 salary.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- ‘The thought of living to 100 terrifies me’: Is Social Security a giant Ponzi scheme? ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- ‘We had the worst fight’: I want my husband to retire at 65, but I don’t want to lose his $280,000 salary. Is that unreasonable? ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Premium prices meet the public calculator
Skims offers refunds on an advent calendar, while a Florida house returns to the market.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- N.Y. Knicks star Josh Hart relists Florida home for $5.7 million ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
- Kim Kardashian's Skims offers refunds for $148 advent calendar after backlash ↗
BBC Business · · New York time
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Tech's grand future submits to the quarterly calendar
SoftBank reports a loss as TSMC's monthly sales rise.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- SoftBank swings to $7 billion loss after U.S. data center hit and Intel share decline ↗
CNBC Earnings · · New York time
- TSMC's October sales jump as global chip boom rolls on ↗
CNBC Earnings · · New York time
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California declines an exclusive new tax club
Voters reject a billionaire wealth tax as election-night prediction markets draw heavy trading.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Californians reject wealth tax for billionaires ↗
BBC Business · · New York time
- Millions of dollars poured into prediction markets on election night, trading on Democratic control of Congress and Texas governor's race ↗
CNBC Investing · · New York time
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The economy ignores one forecast and awaits another
October hiring exceeded expectations, while economists forecast the next consumer price report.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- 3 unexpected reasons the October jobs report was so strong ↗
CNBC Economy · · New York time
- A key report for where inflation stood in October comes out Tuesday. Here's what to expect ↗
CNBC Economy · · New York time
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Retail seeks a buyer, restaurants rediscover the meal
The Children's Place files for bankruptcy protection as chains emphasize food quality.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Children’s Place files for bankruptcy protection, seeks buyer ↗
CNBC Business · · New York time
- Restaurant chains refocus on food quality to bring back diners ↗
CNBC Business · · New York time
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Factory plans discover that calendars have consequences
Honda plans a new Ohio plant, while Boeing cuts commercial airplane jobs.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Boeing to cut 5% of commercial airplane workers as production increase takes longer than expected ↗
CNBC Business · · New York time
- Honda to invest $3 billion in new vehicle assembly plant in Ohio ↗
CNBC Business · · New York time
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Markets rally until individual companies hand in their homework
The Nasdaq rises, while Rocket Lab and Lucid report disappointing results.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- Tuesday's big stock stories: What’s likely to move the market in the next trading session ↗
CNBC Investing · · New York time
- Lucid misses Wall Street’s earnings expectations, expands loan from Saudi Arabia fund ↗
CNBC Earnings · · New York time
- Rocket Lab shares dip after the company’s ‘defining’ quarter misses the mark ↗
MarketWatch · · New York time
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Corporate efficiency comes in several expensive flavors
PepsiCo plans cuts, Skydance outlines savings, and two companies pursue expansion.
Sources from the news desk
Satire. Not factual reporting. Read the original reporting from the linked publishers.
- PepsiCo to cut about 1,000 jobs as North American business struggles ↗
CNBC Business · · New York time
- Skydance outlines its $6 billion in planned cost savings. Here's the breakdown ↗
CNBC Earnings · · New York time
- Tokenization platform Securitize gains 10% postmarket on Q3 results, move into asset-backed finance ↗
CNBC Earnings · · New York time
- Poppi founders are going after PepsiCo's Gatorade with new beverage startup Jetty ↗
CNBC Business · · New York time