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Affordable internet meets the affordable definition of unlimited

New York challenges T-Mobile's low-income data caps, while Linux attackers keep a remote connection open.

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T-Mobile's bargain broadband came with a high-speed expiration date

New York has required T-Mobile to end data caps on low-income home internet plans after the state found that customers who exceeded a 50GB limit saw their speeds fall by more than 97 percent, to 650 Kbps. The attorney general said the plans did not comply with the state's Affordable Broadband Act. The law gives eligible households options of at least 25 Mbps for $15 a month or 200 Mbps for $20, without additional taxes or equipment fees. Providers must also make reasonable efforts to promote the lower-cost plans. The state found that T-Mobile restricted the affordable plans to areas with 5G coverage even where standard-rate 25 Mbps service was available over 4G. A connection that slows so sharply after a household reaches its cap can look rather different from the service advertised at the start of the month. Schoolwork, applications, calls and entertainment all draw on the same allowance. A family trying to keep costs predictable should not need to treat every download as a budget meeting. The state's intervention is about more than a number on a bill. A low price is useful when the service remains useful too. T-Mobile's version offered a strikingly efficient way to meet the price target: make the internet progressively less present.

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Linux intruders stay online after the patch takes its victory lap

Multiple attackers are using GSocket, a legitimate open-source remote-access tool, to retain access to Linux servers after exploiting vulnerabilities to enter them. Their access can persist even after the original vulnerability is patched. The distinction turns an apparently neat repair into a longer job. A security update can close a known opening without removing a tool that an intruder has already installed. GSocket itself has legitimate uses, so the issue is not simply the existence of remote-access software. It is who put it there and who can use it. Organizations rely on Linux servers for websites and other services, making the persistence of an unwanted connection consequential beyond a single administrator's screen. Fixing the entry point addresses one part of the problem. Establishing what happened after entry is another. The case also gives the progress bar a rather awkward supporting role. It can announce that a patch has finished, but it cannot announce that every unwanted visitor has departed. Security teams are left with the less photogenic work of examining access and tools rather than celebrating the installation alone. In the ideal software story, the update rolls out and the curtain falls. Here the curtain falls while somebody else may still have a remote control.

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A speed-record liner finally finds a customer who wants it parked

The SS United States is bound for an artificial reef, and a vendor breach reaches advisory clients.

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Ocean liner trades transatlantic speed for a permanent parking place

The historic SS United States is set to be intentionally sunk off the Florida panhandle, where it is intended to become the world's largest artificial reef. The plan gives a ship famous for crossing the Atlantic a new purpose beneath the water it once raced across. The liner still holds the transatlantic speed record. On its maiden voyage in 1952, it traveled from New York to Europe in only three days. It carried presidents and Hollywood stars in an era when a large ocean liner was both transportation and a conspicuous statement about transportation. Its planned next life depends on the same scale that once helped make it famous. An artificial reef uses a large structure as a place for marine life to gather. Instead of carrying passengers between ports, the ship is to remain in one place and become a destination of another kind. The change is a particularly ambitious piece of adaptive reuse. A vessel built to prove how quickly a journey could be completed will now demonstrate how long it can stay put. The new clientele will have no use for a timetable, a ticket or the distinction between first and second class. For a record holder, it is a remarkable career adjustment. The ship is keeping the ocean view, but the ocean has acquired the better seats.

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Baker Tilly's vendor gives client privacy an unplanned group project

Baker Tilly Advisory Group is notifying clients that a breach at a third-party provider compromised certain personal information about them and their dependents. The incident reaches people who may know the advisory firm but have no direct relationship with the provider involved. The notice shows how a business relationship can extend behind the name a customer recognizes. An organization may rely on outside providers for specialized services, and personal information can travel with that work. A breach at one provider can therefore affect clients of another company. The inclusion of dependents widens the circle beyond the people who directly engaged the advisory group. For those affected, the distinction between the firm they chose and a provider working in the background may matter less than the fact that their information was compromised. Outsourcing can simplify a company's operations without simplifying the path taken by data. A customer sees one relationship; the information may pass through several. Each additional link adds another place where handling and security matter. Business services are often sold as seamless. That is an appealing description until something goes wrong and the seams become the most important part of the garment. Clients who signed up for advice now have a reminder that their data may have attended meetings they did not know were scheduled.

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Remote support discovers some guests were not invited

A ScreenConnect campaign reaches customer devices, while Lego marketplace BrickLink remains offline.

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ScreenConnect attackers turn the help desk into an unwanted house call

ConnectWise is investigating an active malware campaign targeting managed service providers through compromised ScreenConnect environments. The attackers use those environments to deploy rogue remote-access clients to customer devices, with dozens of organizations affected. Managed service providers maintain technology for other businesses. Remote access lets technicians work on customers' systems without visiting each location, which is useful precisely because a single support relationship can reach many devices. When that environment is compromised, the same reach becomes a serious liability. The campaign therefore extends beyond the provider's own office. Customers relying on a service relationship can be affected through a tool intended to make that relationship convenient. The problem is not that remote support exists, but that the connection can be used by someone who does not belong there. A rogue client also changes the meaning of a familiar promise. Customers expect a support provider to arrive with a solution, not another access point requiring attention. The route built to reduce technical disruption has become part of the disruption itself. Convenience is a persuasive feature in business software, especially when it saves a trip. It is less persuasive when the person making the trip is an attacker. The industry's ideal help desk connects quickly; this campaign is a reminder that it must also know whom it is connecting.

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BrickLink closes its digital doors and leaves the bricks waiting outside

BrickLink, the online marketplace connecting Lego buyers and sellers, has been offline for three days after detecting unusual activity. The cause of the shutdown has not been disclosed. The marketplace helps people find and sell specific pieces and sets. An interruption can therefore stall more than a casual browsing session: collectors and builders may depend on it to locate a missing part or reach a buyer for items they already own. The goods are physical, but the meeting place is digital. A seller can have a perfectly organized collection and a buyer can know exactly which piece is needed, yet neither can complete the exchange through a marketplace that is unavailable. The inventory remains in place while the network connecting it to demand pauses. The detection of unusual activity explains why the outage began without establishing its cause. For users, the immediate fact is that the service is down. For the operator, returning to normal requires dealing with whatever prompted the interruption. Building toys are marketed on the promise that separate pieces can be joined into something useful. BrickLink offers the same promise to a market of collectors. For now, the pieces may be ready, but the place where buyers and sellers connect is not. Even a well-sorted bin cannot replace a working checkout.

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The smart home adds a box while digital trust removes eight

Home Assistant connects ordinary devices, and eMudhra revokes more intermediate certificates.

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Home Assistant invites the quiet appliance to join another network

Nabu Casa has launched the Home Assistant Connect Aux-2, a multifunction device intended to bring more non-smart devices into a smart home. Nabu Casa is the commercial side of the Open Home Foundation, which runs the Home Assistant platform. The device addresses a familiar problem for people building a connected home: not every useful appliance was designed to communicate with the rest of the house. Bringing an ordinary device into an automation setup can offer new possibilities without requiring its owner to replace it with a product sold as smart. That promise comes with a recognizable tradeoff. More connections can make a system more flexible, but the household also gains another box and another setup decision. Automation is supposed to reduce the number of things people have to manage. Getting there can require a person willing to manage the automation first. The Aux-2 is part of Home Assistant's effort to make its platform more approachable. Its appeal is not that a non-smart object was failing at its original job, but that its owner may want it to participate in a wider arrangement. The lamp has spent years performing the modest task of being a lamp. Now it has been invited to join a platform, coordinate with its neighbors and contribute to a vision of the connected home. At least nobody has asked it to update its résumé.

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Certificate authority gives eight more credentials an early retirement

Certificate authority eMudhra has revoked eight additional intermediate CA certificates after an investigation found improper handling of private keys during the certificate-generation process. The revocations follow a certificate security incident at the authority. Certificates are part of the system that helps establish trust in digital connections. Private keys are central to that system, and an intermediate certificate authority occupies a position in a chain of trust. Problems in how its keys are handled can therefore require action beyond a single certificate used by one website. Revocation withdraws trust from a certificate that should no longer be relied upon. It is a corrective step, but it also shows how much routine online activity rests on processes most users never see. A browser can make a connection appear simple while the machinery behind it depends on careful handling at several levels. The additional revocations show that the investigation had consequences beyond the initial incident. The issue is not that certificates are an exotic abstraction. It is that a system built to make trust portable still depends on people and procedures protecting the keys. Digital trust often arrives as a small symbol on a screen. Behind that symbol is a great deal of unglamorous work, including the occasional need to inform eight certificates that their services are no longer required.

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Computing reaches into darkness and asks another chip for help

Anduril describes its satellite's night vision, while IBM plans a linked quantum system.

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Anduril asks orbital darkness to make room for a product demonstration

Anduril says its first satellite can observe adversaries maneuvering in orbital night. The company attributes the capability to a sensor with a large dynamic range and says it can see in full darkness. The claim addresses a practical problem for observing activity in space: objects do not arrange their movements around favorable lighting. A system that performs as described could provide observations under conditions in which a conventional bright view is unavailable. Anduril is describing its own technology, and its statement is not an independent assessment of how the satellite performs. The significance of the claimed capability depends on what the system can detect in practice and how the resulting information is used. The announcement also reflects the ambitions of commercial space technology. Satellites are being promoted not just as objects in orbit, but as instruments for watching what else happens there. Darkness is not an occasional inconvenience in that setting. It is a substantial part of the operating environment. A company promising to see in the dark has chosen a feature with a lot of potential territory. The cosmos, meanwhile, continues to run its lighting schedule without consulting the product team. If the satellite works as advertised, the team may at least have a better view of that scheduling decision.

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IBM gives a quantum processor a colleague and a coordination problem

IBM plans to offer access to a dual-processor quantum system in 2027, linking two 520-qubit chips. The proposed system aims to connect processors rather than rely on a single chip to do all the work. Quantum computers use qubits, which behave differently from the bits in ordinary computers. A qubit count gives one measure of a system's scale, but linking processors and making them work usefully together presents a separate challenge. Two large components do not by themselves establish what the combined system can accomplish on a particular problem. IBM's plan echoes an approach familiar elsewhere in computing: use more than one processor as part of a larger system. In quantum computing, that ambition meets a field still working through the demands of building and using such machines. The planned 2027 access date gives researchers and customers a target. It is a plan for a system, not a guarantee of a particular application or result. The interesting question is not merely whether the two chip counts can be added together, but how well the processors can work together. The technology business is fond of bigger numbers, and two chips with hundreds of qubits each provide an impressive pair. Even so, the next challenge sounds surprisingly ordinary: getting two colleagues to coordinate without making the meeting more complicated than the work.

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Venture capital wants new managers with conveniently old résumés

Olaf Sakkers navigates a difficult fundraising market, while Gemini joins Apple CarPlay.

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New fund managers discover experience is required to acquire experience

Venture capitalist Olaf Sakkers has spent the past five years establishing himself as a fund manager in an environment that is especially challenging for newcomers. His experience highlights the difficulty of persuading investors to entrust capital to a manager without a long institutional history. A first-time manager faces a familiar circular problem. A track record can help attract funding, but funding can be necessary to build the record that prospective backers want to examine. The test is not simply whether a manager has ideas; it is whether investors will commit money before those ideas have produced a lengthy history under that manager's direction. The challenge matters beyond one person. New managers can bring different networks and approaches to companies seeking financing. When it becomes harder to start a fund, the range of people making decisions about young businesses may also be affected. Venture capital is associated with backing companies that promise to do something new. Its own fundraising structure can be more cautious about novelty in the person managing the money. That caution has a purpose: investors want evidence. But asking every entrant for years of experience in the exact role can leave entrants waiting outside. Sakkers's effort shows that difficult does not mean impossible. It also shows that the industry celebrating disruption has a very orderly entrance procedure.

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Gemini joins CarPlay because the dashboard needed another opinion

Google is bringing its Gemini app to Apple CarPlay. The chatbot was already available through Google Maps, and its arrival gives Google's assistant another place in the connected car environment. CarPlay puts selected phone functions on a vehicle display, bringing navigation, media and communications into an interface used during a trip. A chatbot adds another kind of service to that collection and extends competition among digital assistants into a space already busy with directions and entertainment. The attraction is easy to see. A journey can produce questions or requests, and a driver or passenger may want help without leaving the car's interface. The challenge is fitting that interaction to a setting where attention to the road remains essential. Convenience in a vehicle has to be measured against the demands of driving, not just against the number of features on a screen. The move also shows that rival platforms do not always stay in separate lanes. An Apple interface can host a Google service because people may want products from more than one company on the same journey. The dashboard once had a fairly short list of responsibilities, such as displaying speed and fuel. It can now host an expanding cast of digital helpers, each offering to make the trip easier. The trick is ensuring the conversation does not become the main destination.

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AI's helpers multiply while their chips collect very large checks

ByteDance is reportedly developing an agent, and Fractile raises $720 million for AI hardware.

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ByteDance reportedly prepares another assistant for the assistant queue

ByteDance is reportedly working on an AI agent as it looks to compete with Meta's Muse. The reported effort would add another major technology company to a contest over software designed to help users with tasks. Agents are often presented as a step beyond a chatbot that answers questions. Their appeal is the prospect of delegating more work to software, though what any particular product can do depends on its design and release. A reported project does not yet establish the capabilities of a finished product. For a company with a large existing audience, an agent could offer another way to keep users within its services. For a user, the practical question is whether handing over a task saves more effort than explaining it and checking the result. The reported project also illustrates how quickly a technology category can become crowded before people have settled on what they want from it. One company offers an assistant, another develops a rival, and the proposed helpers begin competing for the privilege of handling similar errands. Competition may produce useful differences in capability or integration. It may also create a new task for the user: deciding which assistant should receive the task. The industry wants to remove friction, preferably after everyone has chosen from its growing menu of friction removers.

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Fractile raises $720 million to make the AI shortcut the long way

British chip company Fractile has raised $720 million, placing it among the better-funded businesses developing purpose-built chips for artificial intelligence. The financing adds to a global contest over the hardware used to run AI systems. AI services rely on substantial computing capacity. Chip designers are betting that equipment tailored to particular workloads can offer advantages over other approaches. Whether any design succeeds depends on its performance, customers and adoption, not simply on the amount raised to develop it. The size of the round also illustrates the resources needed to compete in advanced hardware. Designing chips and bringing them to market requires financing before customers can judge the resulting product. A large round can give a company room to pursue that work, but the financing figure is not a benchmark for the chip itself. The contest matters to US technology businesses because AI infrastructure depends on a global semiconductor industry. New entrants are seeking a role in a supply chain where access to suitable computing hardware has become a major business concern. Fractile's bet is that specialized hardware can make AI work more effectively. The immediate lesson is that building a possible shortcut takes time, expertise and a great deal of money. In the chip business, even efficiency has to raise a substantial budget before it can introduce itself.

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The space race pauses to negotiate with the spreadsheet

Starship tests resist a simple tally, and NASA's lunar work puts procurement in the spotlight.

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Starship gives the failure column a complicated performance review

SpaceX's approach to testing Starship makes it difficult to give a simple count of how many rocket tests have failed. The answer depends partly on what is being counted and how each test's outcome is assessed. A complex rocket test can have different objectives at different stages. A flight may produce useful information even if the vehicle does not complete everything observers hoped to see. That does not turn every setback into success, but it does make a single tally a limited description of the results. Clear categories matter for anyone trying to assess development. A count that treats every test as identical can obscure the objectives of each one. An assessment that treats every setback as progress can obscure them too. The useful questions include what was attempted, what happened and what the result means for subsequent work. SpaceX's testing approach draws attention because the public sees dramatic events and naturally wants a straightforward verdict. The engineering assessment may require more than one column and more than one definition. Rockets are excellent at producing memorable images. They are less accommodating when asked to produce tidy spreadsheet entries. The difficult part of this count is not finding a number to put in a box. It is agreeing what the box is supposed to describe.

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NASA's lunar ambitions ask purchasing to leave Earth first

NASA's lunar effort is drawing attention to procurement, the process by which the agency acquires goods and services. The pace and nature of the procurements have been described as unprecedented, making contracting a notable part of the push to move more quickly. Space missions depend on more than spacecraft design. An agency must decide what it needs, how to acquire it and how to work with the organizations providing it. Those decisions can influence timing and coordination long before a vehicle arrives at a launch site. Procurement reform is less photogenic than a rocket, but it can change how work is organized. A faster or differently structured purchasing process also has to coexist with oversight appropriate to complex public projects. Speed and accountability are both part of the assignment. For the lunar effort, the challenge is therefore not solely technical. The administrative machinery for getting work under contract must keep up with the ambitions of the mission. A plan to reach the Moon still passes through agreements and decisions made on Earth. The public may picture a dramatic countdown. Earlier in the sequence is the quieter moment when someone determines how to buy the things needed for the countdown. Space exploration requires extraordinary engineering, along with the distinctly terrestrial ability to get a contract through the system.

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Streaming wants another hour, and finance wants another circle

Peacock redesigns its app, TSMC plans AI investments, and a court rules on journalists' messages.

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Peacock turns the phone upright and asks the day for an extra hour

Peacock is redesigning its mobile app to emphasize vertical videos. The streaming service says it is trying to gain another hour per user each month, bringing a familiar short-video format further into its mobile strategy. On a phone, a streaming service competes not only with other programs but also with quick clips available during spare moments. Vertical video fits the device's usual orientation and can make browsing feel less like selecting a full show. For Peacock, an extra hour is an engagement goal. For the person holding the phone, it is time that must come from somewhere else. Convenient discovery and the invitation to keep scrolling are part of the same design. The service is not asking the clock to add a twenty-fifth hour. It is simply hoping to acquire one of the existing twenty-four, a minute at a time. The screen may be getting taller, but the day remains stubbornly the same length.

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TSMC joins AI financing, making the supply chain draw a circle

Taiwanese chipmaker TSMC plans to invest $1 billion in Anthropic and OpenAI, adding financial ties between a major semiconductor company and two AI developers. The move comes amid scrutiny of circular financing in the AI boom. AI companies need computing hardware, while chipmakers benefit from demand for that capacity. Investment can connect businesses on different sides of that relationship more closely, even though financing and demand for products are distinct things. For the US technology sector, the plan links a central participant in the global chip supply chain with two prominent AI developers. The infrastructure behind AI includes not only processors and data centers but also financial relationships among the companies building and selling the technology. The industry likes to describe a virtuous circle. An assessment still has to follow where the money goes and what each participant expects in return. A circle can be an elegant diagram, but it is not a substitute for a balance sheet.

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Court tells government a journalist's inbox is not a networking event

The Trump administration lost a court fight over access to journalists' LinkedIn direct messages. The court emphasized the importance of confidential sources to a free press in ruling on the dispute. Journalists have long relied on people willing to provide information privately. Those conversations can now occur on professional networking platforms as well as through older channels, but the interest in protecting sources remains important. A demand for private messages can affect more than the account holders. People who fear their communications may be exposed could be less willing to speak, with consequences for reporting that depends on confidentiality. LinkedIn encourages users to make professional connections, but a direct message is not the same thing as a public profile. The court recognized the significance of private conversations behind the networking page. The government sought access to the room marked messages; the ruling was a reminder that not every professional connection is an invitation to join the conversation.

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The gadget desk takes a day off and closes several doors

Logitech adds game time, Roku retreats to streaming, Scion returns, and Apple's forum goes quiet.

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Logitech gives productivity the day off to promote play

Logitech is giving its 7,000 employees an extra paid day off under a Logi Game Day initiative tied to the November 19 launch of GTA 6. Employees and interns can use the day sometime over the following year. For a company that sells gaming equipment, the benefit brings its business and workplace culture together. Logitech also says it wants to challenge the idea that playing games is a waste of time. The company has found a particularly convenient position: employees get a break, and the industry's favorite pastime receives the organizational respect normally reserved for a mandatory meeting.

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Roku leaves the smart front door to concentrate on the couch

Roku plans to stop selling smart home devices, including video doorbells and its home monitoring system, and refocus on streaming. The decision narrows the company's ambitions in connected household products. A streaming platform has an obvious reason to occupy the television. A doorbell or monitoring system asks customers to bring the same company into a different part of the home, where the competition and the expectations are different. Roku is choosing to focus on entertainment rather than sell more ways to monitor the house. The company has apparently decided that watching what is on the screen is enough watching for one business.

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Scion returns in a tiny truck with no interest in rushing

Toyota is reviving the Scion name as an experimental mobility incubator, beginning with a Japanese-style kei truck built in Indiana. The vehicle has a top speed of 25 mph, a marked change from the youth-oriented hatchbacks previously associated with the badge. The return gives Toyota a familiar name for a different mission. A small, slow truck calls for a different assessment from a conventional passenger vehicle, especially when considering where it might be used. Scion is back, but its first act is not to race toward its old identity. At 25 mph, nostalgia has plenty of time to catch up.

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Apple's community forum gets the last word by banning the next one

Apple is closing its 28-year-old online community forum and has already made it read-only. The change ends a long-running place where users could participate in a community around Apple products. A read-only forum creates an odd social arrangement: the existing conversation can be viewed, but nobody can add the next reply. People accustomed to asking questions or contributing answers will see an active gathering become a record of one. Apple has preserved the words while ending the exchange that produced them. After nearly three decades, the community's final feature is a reply button with nothing left to say.

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